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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 21:25
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Anyone think Andrew Tate can become prime minister of the UK with Elon Musk backing using X?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Supernovae may have kicked off abrupt climate shifts in the past—and they could again - Phys.org
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
What is the one unconventional piece of Stoic advice that has significantly improved your life?
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Scientists Just Found the Oldest Barred Spiral Galaxy – And It’s a Monster - SciTechDaily
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
What are some life hacks for living on your own?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
When do you start "growing old"?
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Trump, DOJ threaten Calif. with legal action, fines after trans athlete’s win - The Washington Post
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Scientists stunned as underwater volcano unleashes over a million giant eggs - Glass Almanac
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Saquon Barkley unveiled as ‘Madden NFL 26’ cover star with famous backwards hurdle - New York Post
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Then came..
No go.